Electrasteph's Fortune Cookies

Sever the ignorant doubt in your heart with the sword of self-knowledge.

2011-10-21T23:25:00Z

Now that’s a hardcore cookie, right there. Dude. Ninja fortune.

2010-08-20T17:30:02Z

And my obituary will say “killed by an icicle.”

2010-08-18T21:14:01Z

Stop looking at my paper! Cheater.

2010-08-18T21:05:00Z

But how do I avoid that? They’re already down, because they’re looking up… wait, now where am I? I’m so confused.

2010-08-18T19:37:00Z

But am I the master of The Situation? I don’t have the abs for that.

2009-04-04T19:35:00Z

I really hope it’s my parole officer.

2009-03-28T19:33:01Z

Aw! Too bad I’m sitting next to my co-worker and not my wife.

2009-03-07T19:30:01Z

That’s a swell friend. But you seem to really suck, though.

2009-02-25T01:28:00Z

Man, you can’t escape advertising anywhere, can you?

2009-02-09T01:52:01Z

Any day now, the good judgment should kick in. Any day now…

2009-02-03T01:47:00Z

This is like a short bus version of fashion isn’t it?

2009-01-22T01:33:00Z

On Facebook.

2009-01-03T01:35:01Z

But I’m afraid of heights.

2008-12-15T02:03:01Z

But how will I know it’s once in a lifetime? The pressure! The pressure!

2008-09-20T01:16:00Z

Wow. I should really make some plans.