Electrasteph's Fortune Cookies http://www.electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/index/ en steph.mineart@gmail.com Copyright 2011 2011-10-21T23:25:00-05:00 Sever the ignorant doubt in your heart with the sword of self-knowledge. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/sever_the_ignorant_doubt_in_your_heart_with_the_sword_of_self_knowledge/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/sever_the_ignorant_doubt_in_your_heart_with_the_sword_of_self_knowledge/#When:23:25:00Z Now that’s a hardcore cookie, right there. Dude. Ninja fortune. 2011-10-21T23:25:00-05:00 When winter comes heaven will rain success on you. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/when_winter_comes_heaving_will_rain_success_on_you/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/when_winter_comes_heaving_will_rain_success_on_you/#When:17:30:02Z And my obituary will say “killed by an icicle.” 2010-08-20T17:30:02-05:00 Keep your plans secret for now. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/keep_your_plans_secret_for_now/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/keep_your_plans_secret_for_now/#When:21:14:01Z Stop looking at my paper! Cheater. 2010-08-18T21:14:01-05:00 Someone is looking up to you. Don’t let that person down. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/someone_is_looking_up_to_you_dont_let_that_person_down/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/someone_is_looking_up_to_you_dont_let_that_person_down/#When:21:05:00Z But how do I avoid that? They’re already down, because they’re looking up… wait, now where am I? I’m so confused. 2010-08-18T21:05:00-05:00 You are the master of every situation. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/you_are_the_master_of_every_situation/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/you_are_the_master_of_every_situation/#When:19:37:00Z But am I the master of The Situation? I don’t have the abs for that. 2010-08-18T19:37:00-05:00 Someone is speaking well of you. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/someone_is_speaking_well_of_you/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/someone_is_speaking_well_of_you/#When:19:35:00Z I really hope it’s my parole officer. 2009-04-04T19:35:00-05:00 Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/stop_searching_forever_happiness_is_just_next_to_you/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/stop_searching_forever_happiness_is_just_next_to_you/#When:19:33:01Z Aw! Too bad I’m sitting next to my co-worker and not my wife.  2009-03-28T19:33:01-05:00 A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/a_true_friend/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/a_true_friend/#When:19:30:01Z That’s a swell friend. But you seem to really suck, though. 2009-03-07T19:30:01-05:00 Reach for your dreams. Start with the spring rolls. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/reach_for_your_dreams_start_with_the_spring_rolls/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/reach_for_your_dreams_start_with_the_spring_rolls/#When:01:28:00Z Man, you can’t escape advertising anywhere, can you? 2009-02-25T01:28:00-05:00 At 20 years the age of will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgments. http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/at_20_years_the_age_of_will_reigns_at_30_the_wit_at_40_the_judgments/ http://electrasteph.com/index.php/fortune/at_20_years_the_age_of_will_reigns_at_30_the_wit_at_40_the_judgments/#When:01:52:01Z Any day now, the good judgment should kick in. Any day now… 2009-02-09T01:52:01-05:00